{"product_id":"premium-elf-no-matter-how-much-i-nice-someone-always-find-my-fuck-off-christmas","title":"Premium Elf No Matter How Much I Nice Someone Always Find My Fuck Off Christmas","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Merchize","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":46741252604075,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":46741252636843,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":46741252669611,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":46741252702379,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741252735147,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741252767915,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":46741252800683,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":46741252833451,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":46741252866219,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":46741252898987,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741252931755,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741252964523,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":46741252997291,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":46741253030059,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":46741253062827,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":46741253095595,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741253128363,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741253161131,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46741253193899,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46741253226667,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46741253259435,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46741253292203,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741253324971,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741253357739,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":46741253390507,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":46741253423275,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":46741253456043,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46741253488811,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741253521579,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741253554347,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":46741253587115,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":46741253619883,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":46741253652651,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":46741253685419,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741253718187,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741253750955,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ S","offer_id":46741253783723,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ M","offer_id":46741253816491,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ L","offer_id":46741253849259,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":46741253882027,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741253914795,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741253947563,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46741253980331,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46741254013099,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46741254045867,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46741254078635,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741254111403,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741254144171,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":46741254176939,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":46741254209707,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":46741254242475,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":46741254275243,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741254308011,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741254340779,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":46741254373547,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":46741254406315,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":46741254439083,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":46741254471851,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741254504619,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741254537387,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":46741254570155,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":46741254602923,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":46741254635691,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":46741254668459,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741254701227,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741254733995,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":46741254766763,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":46741254799531,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":46741254832299,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46741254865067,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741254897835,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741254930603,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":46741254963371,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":46741254996139,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":46741255028907,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":46741255061675,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741255094443,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741255127211,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":46741255159979,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":46741255192747,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":46741255225515,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":46741255258283,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741255291051,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741255323819,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46741255356587,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46741255389355,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46741255422123,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46741255454891,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741255487659,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741255520427,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":46741255553195,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":46741255585963,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":46741255618731,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":46741255651499,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":46741255684267,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":46741255717035,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8402\/6283\/files\/Premium-Elf-no-matter-how-much-I-nice-someone-always-find-my-fuck-off-Christmas-T-shirts-Sweater-Hoodie.webp?v=1777775902","url":"https:\/\/dripthreadlab.com\/products\/premium-elf-no-matter-how-much-i-nice-someone-always-find-my-fuck-off-christmas","provider":"Drip Thread Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}